Robot ideas

I've been making a list. I'll let you figure out what the theme is :)

• A robot to scare away birds
• A robot to feed the fish
• A robot to water the plants
• A robot to accept deliveries
• A robot to read stories
• A robot to talk about a shrine's history
• A robot to answer questions about a location
• A robot to give directions
• A robot to give opera performances
• A robot to introduce a band or orchestra
• A robot to MC a wedding
• A robot to tell jokes
• A robot to explain cultural differences
• A robot to play with kids
• A robot to ask questions to kids
• A robot to answer kids' questions
• A robot to wash dishes
• A robot to sort laundry
• A robot to take the laundry out when the wash is done
• A robot to hang laundry
• A robot to iron clothes
• A robot to stir sauce
• A robot to tell when the cooking is done
• A robot to take pictures of the family
• A robot to take panoramas
• A robot to fix broken chairs
• A robot to sympathize
• A robot to give encouragements
• A robot to give candy
• A robot to sell stuff
• A robot to be your telepresence avatar
• A robot to surprise people
• A robot to keep someone company on a walk
• A robot to fly
• A robot to bang dirty carpets
• A robot to dry towels
• A robot to take out the trash
• A robot to sweep the floor
• A robot to sweep leaves
• A robot to cut the grass
• A robot to paint what it sees/dreams
• A robot to distribute flyers
• A robot powered by solar panels
• A robot to guard a door
• A robot to explain how to play a game
• A robot to juggle
• A robot to sing
• A robot to do 'marionnette'
• A robot to cry
• A robot to change the TV channel
• A robot to play the radio
• A robot to play pretend with kids
• A robot to scrub the tub
• A robot to cut onions
• A robot to peel
• A robot to crush garlic
• A robot to make bentos
• A robot to guard the home
• A robot to jack (steal) your stuff
• A robot to be anti-sympathetic
• A robot to be Arnold Schwartzanegger
• A robot to be the Simpsons
• A robot to say D'oh
• A robot to be Morgan Freeman
• A robot to echo everything
• A robot to be your chorus
• A robot to be Siri
• A robot to be Smeegol
• A robot to say "That's what she said"
• A robot to make fart sounds
• A robot to fetch the tennis ball
• A robot to check the temperature of chocolate and stir
• A robot to harmonize with you
• A robot to transform your voice into Darth Vader or anonymize it
• A robot to watch you sleep (creepy)
• A robot to watch your sleep patterns to wake you up at the right time
• A robot to make baguettes
• A robot to make chocolate mousse (en fait on utilise déjà un robot pour en faire...)
• A robot to make a sandwich
• A robot to sort black socks
• A robot to monitor a baby
• A robot to pour beer with the right amount of foam
• A robot to do your presentation for you
• A robot to tie shoe laces
• A robot to start up with a theme ("Go Texas!")
• A robot to take a picture without getting your thumb in the photo
• A robot to serve soft-serve ice cream
• A robot to knock over all the cups it sees
• A robot to collect all red things in the room and put it in the corner
• A robot to turn off all the lights
• A robot to give out tissue paper to passerby
• A robot to give tissue paper when you cry
• A robot to give you a recipe idea based on the day's weather and seasonal ingredients
• A robot to sing romantic songs based on a girlfriend's request ("When I see your FACE...")
• A robot to question your decisions
• A robot to make prophecies
• A robot to say really insightful things (bonus points for rhyming)
• A robot to make up surprising haiku's
• A robot to translate for you with terrible accuracy ("She says you stink")
• A robot to play Scrabble
• A robot to play Truth or Dare