I'm in a pretty pitiful state.
Tonight when I got home, I got out of the car, pulled out my key chain, and attempted to lock my car with the garage door opener. I finally figured it out after a few clicks.
I thought that was bad, and took the elevator up to my floor, shaking my head with disgust. I then reached the heavy wooden door of my apartment, and proceeded to wonder why it wasn't unlocking.
Oh, I realized as I looked down at the key fob in my hand, because pressing the unlock button on the car key doesn't apply to house doors.