Me: You don't know the More Cowbell meme? Ok, it goes like this. I say, "You know what X needs?" and you say "What?" and I say, "More cowbell."
"You know what this election needs? More cowbell." or,
"You know what this salad needs? More cowbell." Ok, now you try.
"Ok. You know what this cow needs?"
Me: "No, that's not quite..."
--Kenzo thinks for a minute.--
Kenzo: "Ok, I'll try again. You know what this cat needs?"
Me: (oh well, it's kinda better) What?
Kenzo: More cowbells.
Me: What? No, cowbell-L-L.
Kenzo: Oh, ok.
Me: No 'S', remember.
-- Riding on our bikes, I try to train Kenzo once more --
Me: Hey Kenzo, you know what this intersection needs?
Kenzo: (turns to look at me with a big knowing smile) It needs cowbell!
Me: MORE cowbell!
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